FreakyFoucault

YAYYYYYYY Congrats!

Put simply: HE GAAAAWN

[said in the general vicinity of Tom Brady]

My big weakness is definitely the liquors. It takes a lot of willpower (thanks alcoholic forebears and study-abroad semester), but as long as I limit booze to the weekends, it's all good. Why do the best things have to be bad for you?

TD!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well played, sir! Also, good luck with your other decisions!!

My best friend in undergrad was a huge fitness nut, and he more or less yelled at me if I didn't accompany him to the gym at least a few times a week. We also had to fulfill a gym component to graduate, so that helped (it was actually pretty fun to get "college credit" for playing badminton and weight lifting). Perhaps befriend a gym rat?

Niiiiiice Congrats!

Congrats, Crow T.!!! I'll be crossing my fingers / conducting sacrificial rituals to lead others away and you in!

Foucault wants his royalty check!

"Buddy Willard went to Yale, but now I thought of it, what was wrong with him was that he was stupid. Oh, he'd managed to get good marks all right, and to have an affair with some awful waitress on the Cape by the name of Gladys, but he didn't have one speck of intuition. Doreen had intuition. Everything she said was like a secret voice speaking straight out of my own bones." ^I'd say pretty darn good for being primarily a poet...

You're in for a treat, @JustPoesieAlong. Sylvia is just awesome. Period. So sad, but so awesome.

Boy, it'd be nice if grad-school submissions worked like that lol

Niiiiiiice!!! Congrats!!!!!!

#adultlife [Begins looking for W-2s]

hahahaha omg if there were actually a password, that'd be it. 10/10.

I have a strange feeling that to access that forum, one would need a password that alludes to some arcane historical event that only smart historians know. If that's the case, help a bro out!

You're always welcome here, @ltr317!

Probably because it makes too much sense.

I definitely got Apple-battery shellacked for a while there, but I suppose the Almighty Shellack took pity on my poor soul! You would've loved my freshman-year roommate (now one of my best friends). His Bollywood mojo was famous on campus.

THANK YOU! This will certainly make me seem less of a Midwestern schlub!

You're not wrong, @ltr317! Thanks, friend

None of my friends who went to California for work have come back to Ohio lol. So I'm guessing it's pretty damn good.

Thanks!! I've never been to Cali before -- I can't wait to visit! Thanks!! My phone's like four-years old and has had enough of this!!!

Thanks, everybody! I LOVE YOU ALL