I'm guessing most are way too young to get this reference, but when I was growing up there was this commercial and it has been running through my head all day. It's barely light out and this soccer mom type woman is standing in front of a clothing department store. She has her face pressed up against the glass and is saying "Open, open, open, open, open." It played every couple months for the Mervyn's quarterly seasonal closeout sale. So anyway here I am clicking refresh on my email muttering "open, open, open" under my breath.
Dear psych departments, just let me in.