grad_wannabe Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 > I have wait listed their rejection. I hope this is some consolation for them. qeta, Cheshire_Cat and Kleene 3
1Q84 Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Rejection from Johns Hopkins Neuroscience: "Fuck this." Stay classy, neuroscience folks, stay classy.
.letmeinplz// Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) CS results: 4 Recommendations Letters....What else do they want?! Maybe they wanted 5? The one that seems creepily aware of what was about to happen got me the most... "Too many admits this year, don't believe it" One even said "To be frank, I don't believe it lol. Ready for the correction mail haha." He knew... Edited February 18, 2015 by <ian>
elijahbaley Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Princeton University Electrical Engineering, PhD (F15) Rejected via E-mail on 18 Feb 2015 I 18 Feb 2015 report spam Such a dramatic story! I got my rejection while eating pizza! Noooooooooooooo!!!! The struggle is real, man. I have seen a couple of these "Such a dramatic story!" posts now. One of them got a rejection while going to class and another one got while going to the toilet. Is this a reference I didn't get? Or just some trolls?
TXInstrument11 Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 I have seen a couple of these "Such a dramatic story!" posts now. One of them got a rejection while going to class and another one got while going to the toilet. Is this a reference I didn't get? Or just some trolls? I'm wondering the same thing.
Crucial BBQ Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Rejection from Johns Hopkins Neuroscience: "Fuck this." Stay classy, neuroscience folks, stay classy. Eh, well, they are a competitive bunch. This one is for University of Kansas, Audiology: "Got accepted via email! Very excited, one of my top two choices! No news about funding yet, hoping to hear with the written letter to follow!" Very excited to have been accepted via email? *edit to add: it does not take much to amuse me. Edited February 19, 2015 by Crucial BBQ
FantasticalDevPsych Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 "Proubably the best aplicant. Numerus conferences with top doctor, papers and ultracurricurulal, I am totally sad." This one from Harvard Geology (direct quotes)! Kleene 1
mockturtle Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 "Proubably the best aplicant. Numerus conferences with top doctor, papers and ultracurricurulal, I am totally sad." This one from Harvard Geology (direct quotes)!
ANDS! Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Only thing funnier than the rejection responses are the folks arm-chair analyzing the individuals behind them. mseph, TXInstrument11, elijahbaley and 1 other 4
mockturtle Posted February 21, 2015 Posted February 21, 2015 "No doubt they were intimidated by my sweet skillz" That'z the zpirit! Taeyers 1
Stonybrook4tw! Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 A couple other good ones: Quite surprised since my fortune teller said to expect otherwise. Now concerned about the "long life" prediction. Why God WHY!!! Great use of Adele lyrics: nevermind, I’ll find someone like yoouuu, I wish nothing but the best for yoouuu tooo Sujie, Savannah-in-the-world, aimasiko and 4 others 7
C10H12N2O Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Michigan Ann Arbor "you sucking is not limited to football and no wonder detroit becoming an industrial wasteland and i hate yusufcan." RCtheSS 1
ERR_Alpha Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Michigan Ann Arbor "you sucking is not limited to football and no wonder detroit becoming an industrial wasteland and i hate yusufcan." Wow. I enjoy a good Michigan joke but that was intense hatred. And horrible grammar... Also lol @ all of the Michigan Econ rejects writing go bucks or go other big 10 teams Edited February 23, 2015 by ERR_Alpha
ERR_Alpha Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 NYU Anthropology (cultural), PhD (F15) Rejected via E-mail on 23 Feb 2015 23 Feb 2015 low IQ faculty. So not a bummer at all. THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN APPLY lupine and janaca 2
C10H12N2O Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Wow. I enjoy a good Michigan joke but that was intense hatred. And horrible grammar... Also lol @ all of the Michigan Econ rejects writing go bucks or go other big 10 teams Putting the profs name and claiming to hate them is harsh. It's not like they did't let this applicant in based on a personal vendetta.
ERR_Alpha Posted February 24, 2015 Author Posted February 24, 2015 Putting the profs name and claiming to hate them is harsh. It's not like they did't let this applicant in based on a personal vendetta. Didn't even realize that was a profs name. Good lord. C10H12N2O 1
attackonthedoctor Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 Pikachu Institute Of Technology Computer Science (3D Animation), PhD (F15) Accepted via E-mail on 24 Feb 2015 U 24 Feb 2015 Super Excited.. All the best to other Applicants Seriously, can we admire this beauty? C10H12N2O 1
ashiepoo72 Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 I know this is an acceptance, but it made me laugh out loud so I had to share. Courtesy of an NYU Musicology admit: "... BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!" wuglife427 1
fiveby5 Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Two of my recent faves from Anthropology: So glad I got accepted to my top choice...lol oh wait, still haven't gotten accepted any where so far. fml nbd yolo And for the win: F*&% you Columbia, and your archaic windswept halls of exotica.
Rose Tyler Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Michigan Ann Arbor "you sucking is not limited to football and no wonder detroit becoming an industrial wasteland and i hate yusufcan." Wow. Must say I'm glad. P.S. Ann Arbor is not Detroit. Not even a little bit. yellowmint 1
Page228 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) University Of Chicago Philosophy, PhD (F15) Rejected via E-mail on 26 Feb 2015 ♦ A 26 Feb 2015 2a/1w/6r/12. Recommended for MAPH = Hahaha. Edited February 26, 2015 by Page228 qeta 1
HistoryGypsy Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 <p> Also granted this was for a Gender and Women's Studies program but still... Rejected for having conflicting values with Liberty University. Maybe it was my two abortions I discussed in my personal statement? I'm pretty sure that one is a fake. Liberty doesn't have that program!
HistoryGypsy Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 I know this is an acceptance, but it made me laugh out loud so I had to share. Courtesy of an NYU Musicology admit: "... BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!" I love that one! I should make it my new catchphrase.
Crucial BBQ Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 I love that one! I should make it my new catchphrase. It is a Ron Burgundy quote from Anchorman, in case you didn't know. My favorite is: "milk was a bad idea", although few under the age of garbleglug#4gaa understand the reference. By all means, use it! wuglife427 1
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