Favorite Rejection Quotes from the Results Page

[magnetite]

56 minutes ago, pyramidstuds said:

Ha, no! ? I wish I could say that was the solution. I was sitting down for a full day of thesis-writing!

Hmm. I've already got a job and I don't have a thesis to write. Guess I'll have to find some other way to trick my first acceptance to come in!

[virusologii]

On 2/1/2019 at 7:51 AM, purrfectpals said:

• Me: "Rice I love you, I need you, take me now!" *begins to passionately undress* Rice: "thank u, next"

This is my mood right now.

This was me for my top 1. Oh man oh man

[CancerBiology]

Princeton University

Sociocultural Anthropology, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam Generic rejection. I’m overqualified for your mediocre ass institution. Who the fu** wants to live in New Jersey anyway?

not salty at all!

[perpetualalligator]

Just now, CancerBiology said:

Princeton University

Sociocultural Anthropology, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam Generic rejection. I’m overqualified for your mediocre ass institution. Who the fu** wants to live in New Jersey anyway?

not salty at all!

Lmao I came here to post the same rejection!! So glad this person is so confident about their qualifications, they are going to do great things ?

[CancerBiology]

2 minutes ago, perpetualalligator said:

Lmao I came here to post the same rejection!! So glad this person is so confident about their qualifications, they are going to do great things ?

I know!! I wish I felt as I was overqualified for Princeton lol

Edited February 4, 2019 by CancerBiology

[beardedlady]

On 2/1/2019 at 2:51 PM, purrfectpals said:

• Me: "Rice I love you, I need you, take me now!" *begins to passionately undress* Rice: "thank u, next"

This is my mood right now.

lol this one was mine. I laughed my ass of while posting it, and decided that my every posted rejection henceforth must be amusing to me (good thing I have a very low standard for comedy, because I'm honestly not very funny).

[madandmoonly]

not a rejection but i'm concerned

[LOiseauRouge]

6 minutes ago, madandmoonly said:

not a rejection but i'm concerned

XD I screen-shotted that and sent it to my English major friends 

[Teaching Faculty Wannabe]

I am feeling for my fellow Biomedical Engineering applicants. 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Moods

[havemybloodchild]

1 hour ago, madandmoonly said:

not a rejection but i'm concerned

Lol came here to post this 

[havemybloodchild]

Stanford University

English, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019 ♦

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam RIP

 

Big mood these days.

[apex45]

Gave me a little smile on a rough day too  

For a good time, try giving your dog a small can of green beans (or a handful of frozen ones). Mine loves nothing more on this earth than canned green beans but then is scared of her own green bean farts after

[havemybloodchild]

3 minutes ago, apex45 said:

Gave me a little smile on a rough day too  

For a good time, try giving your dog a small can of green beans (or a handful of frozen ones). Mine loves nothing more on this earth than canned green beans but then is scared of her own green bean farts after

Haha, that was me!  And I will try that, my dog loves anything as long as it's not dog food but something I personally am trying to eat.

[Mickey26]

((flicks salt))

[ItPhBeLikeThatSometimes]

LEAVE NEW JERSEY OUT OF THIS 

11 hours ago, CancerBiology said:

Princeton University

Sociocultural Anthropology, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam Generic rejection. I’m overqualified for your mediocre ass institution. Who the fu** wants to live in New Jersey anyway?

not salty at all!

 

[charliebrown22]

 

This one is sad

Stanford University

English, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam Got the email, bawled my eyes out, went to work, felt like dying. I'm just trying to pursue my dream and provide a better life for my family, from what I have gathered, I will be stuck in insurance/retail hell forever.

[nboehm]

[SoCalNoob]

On 1/31/2019 at 6:04 PM, elx said:

"Who do you think you are?" is my favourite quote from the ones above -

but look at this gem:

haha, it was -20F when I got the news that I'm going to Cali! It's a sign

[placeinspace]

18 hours ago, madandmoonly said:

not a rejection but i'm concerned

It's just too real.

[historygeek]

I was trying to find out when about I should expect a decision from one of my choices, and I came across this gem from 2011. 

Edited February 5, 2019 by historygeek

[transrelativity]

3 hours ago, historygeek said:

I was trying to find out when about I should expect a decision from one of my choices, and I came across this gem from 2011. 

I would really like to read about the history of shoes in Chicago.

[Ternwild]

16 hours ago, reb123 said:

 

This one is sad

Stanford University

English, PhD (F19)

Rejected via E-mail on 4 Feb 2019

A

4 Feb 2019

report spam Got the email, bawled my eyes out, went to work, felt like dying. I'm just trying to pursue my dream and provide a better life for my family, from what I have gathered, I will be stuck in insurance/retail hell forever.

Pro Tip:  If you want to provide for your family and get out of retail hell....aim lower...

[Ternwild]

Not a rejection, but this is my biggest fear.  I check my spam all the time lol.

[Mickey26]

Aw, I feel this.

[sociological_introvert]

Me too...me too.