pyramidstuds Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 21 hours ago, Ternwild said: You most definitely should apply to jobs. Unemployment is real. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, as it were. Oh I have a job now, I just don’t like it ? artvandaley and magnetite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xChrisx Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On a University of Wyoming rejection. ? hopefulgrad2019, LizKay, Lazeez and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potsupotsu Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) ? Edited January 27, 2019 by potsupotsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonotactless Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, potsupotsu said: ? tbh the Northwestern rejections strike a really odd tone, because the first paragraph is literally "you are denied entry" and then the second one goes on to be like " this decision is hard to convey because we respect your intellectual ambition and wish you success" signed, another linguistics rejection lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havemybloodchild Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 A 5 Mar 2015 Nice letter, but overall pretty disheartening. GPA is MA, excellent recs, years of teaching experience, publications, national conferences. Maybe it's because I haven't been knighted yet, and my martyrdom is still up in the air. samiamslp, bibliophile222, Manana and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havemybloodchild Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 PhD (?) Rejectedvia Postal Service on 14 Mar 2008 A 13 Mar 2008 report spam Spooty school. Didn't want to go there anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Manana and samiamslp 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temperance Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 23 hours ago, Oluwachristabel said: On a University of Wyoming rejection. ? artvandaley, phonotactless, Manana and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transrelativity Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Email to check the portal to download a rejection IS pretty raw. Manana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaching Faculty Wannabe Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Reject the university before they reject you. I wish I could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Moods said: Reject the university before they reject you. I wish I could do that. pyramidstuds, PsychWannabee, mayu101 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SummerPeach Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Moods said: Reject the university before they reject you. I wish I could do that. Interesting...there was a similar response posted today under what seems like a different field. Possible troll? Obscure meme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaching Faculty Wannabe Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 minute ago, SummerPeach said: Interesting...there was a similar response posted today under what seems like a different field. Possible troll? Obscure meme? That is super weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xChrisx Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Temperance said: I'm glad they checked that poster's salty behind although there is might be some truth to her allegations. Someone else posted something to that effect. OBforme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerBiology Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Duke University English, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 29 Jan 2019 A 29 Jan 2019 report spam Most of us on Grad Cafe: "I want to get an English PhD at Duke!" Duke University: "LOL NO." lol sorry not happening transrelativity, perpetualalligator and PsychWannabee 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoucaultThis Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/29/2019 at 11:38 AM, CancerBiology said: Duke University English, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 29 Jan 2019 A 29 Jan 2019 report spam Most of us on Grad Cafe: "I want to get an English PhD at Duke!" Duke University: "LOL NO." lol sorry not happening That's me! Haha. Had to introduce a little levity into the English results thread-- 16 Duke rejections in a row posted on there! Knew I probably wasn't getting accepted to Duke anyway, and now I can continue hating their basketball team with zero guilt. CancerBiology, transrelativity and perpetualalligator 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramidstuds Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 hours ago, FoucaultThis said: That's me! Haha. Had to introduce a little levity into the English results thread-- 16 Duke rejections in a row posted on there! Knew I probably wasn't getting accepted to Duke anyway, and now I can continue hating their basketball team with zero guilt. As a Carolina girl (undergrad) and, therefore, diehard Duke hater, recently thrilled to be going back to UNC for a PhD--we will take all the Duke hate we can! Hate with no guilt! FoucaultThis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elx Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 "Who do you think you are?" is my favourite quote from the ones above - but look at this gem: mayu101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Ooooo. Now that rejection has got to burn. They really liked your application. Took one conversation with you for the grad committee to be like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrfectpals Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Me: "Rice I love you, I need you, take me now!" *begins to passionately undress* Rice: "thank u, next" This is my mood right now. pepperpop and samiamslp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibsby98 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Masington, pepperpop and Manana 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibsby98 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 LOOL samiamslp and Manana 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie B Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 This was one of my favorites from my daily perusal of the clinical psych results: Generic mass email. 2 out of 3 rejections so far, gonna throw myself a failure party if I get a 3rd. You guys are invited. Bring pizza. Don't worry dude, I'll get some pizza and liquor. You don't need Northwestern anyway. xChrisx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnetite Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 On 1/25/2019 at 2:16 PM, pyramidstuds said: As I ponder that being my next move, in anticipation of being rejected unanimously--maybe I need to start searching for jobs now. Reverse psychology the situation. That'll do it. I notice an acceptance in your signature now. Were you looking at jobs when you posted this on the 25th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramidstuds Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 9 hours ago, magnetite said: I notice an acceptance in your signature now. Were you looking at jobs when you posted this on the 25th? Ha, no! ? I wish I could say that was the solution. I was sitting down for a full day of thesis-writing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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