DidacticPrinter Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yale Art History, PhD (F14) Rejected via Website on 4 Mar 2014 A 4 Mar 2014 Sad trombone. Yale History Of Art, PhD (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 4 Mar 2014 I 4 Mar 2014 Yale is only for rich kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roguesenna Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Yes! Timmies has infiltrated the south don't think I have ever heard Michigan referred to as "the south" before. Did I also mention that my family mostly drinks Molson and Labbat? Oh, also, our hockey team. your hockey team. We win. (unless you're from Montreal then.... oooooohhhhh... I'm forced to dislike you a little) Edited March 27, 2014 by roguesenna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeisticking Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 don't think I have ever heard Michigan referred to as "the south" before. Did I also mention that my family mostly drinks Molson and Labbat? Oh, also, our hockey team. your hockey team. We win. (unless you're from Montreal then.... oooooohhhhh... I'm forced to dislike you a little) That's because she's from Canada. kbui 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poliscilady Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 don't think I have ever heard Michigan referred to as "the south" before. Did I also mention that my family mostly drinks Molson and Labbat? Oh, also, our hockey team. your hockey team. We win. (unless you're from Montreal then.... oooooohhhhh... I'm forced to dislike you a little) I'm actually from Vancouver - I just moonlight as an Eastern Canadian And yes, we are all winter and we should get double-doubles and build our own quinzee to drink that beer in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vene Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 That's because she's from Canada. Canada is totally south of Michigan, Detroit is the one place in the lower 48 where you can drive south into Canada. roguesenna 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deci:belle Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 This department is pathetic. On 20th March they send me official admission offer and on 26th I got email from Jill Fryzowski stating the admission letter was sent out in error. Now on very next day they send me the rejection letter . This is bizarre. Anyway, I have much better offer; so I give damn shit on your face. ... Um, what? museum_geek and musicbiz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gnome Chomsky Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think this person just wanted some bourbon and chocolate, in the end! Glad to hear they have two offers to make that chocolate taste even sweeter!! =) Does Hallmark ghost write for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_sheath Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 This department is pathetic. On 20th March they send me official admission offer and on 26th I got email from Jill Fryzowski stating the admission letter was sent out in error. Now on very next day they send me the rejection letter . This is bizarre. Anyway, I have much better offer; so I give damn shit on your face. ... Um, what? I think it means the applicant was going to send the department poop from Hell. floradeambrosia, WriteAndKnit, Milyd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlatsiawa Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Not a rejection quote but still funny. Someone who got into GATech for Aero: No Funding....But I did just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico sqxz, Taeyers, Milyd and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speechie218 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 this thread is priceless. this is definitely helping me get over some rejection letters scholarlypartier 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maelia8 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) HAHAHAHA the Geico one is especially delightful Glad to see that some people can take rejection with humor. Edited April 4, 2014 by maelia8 ahlatsiawa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigDeep(inactive) Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) UC Davis Statistics, Masters (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 4 Apr 2014 A 4 Apr 2014 I received two rejection emails from this program, one of them stating that I had not been admitted for the 2013 year. I wonder if I discovered time travel? Purdue University Electrical And Computer Engineering, PhD (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 3 Apr 2014 I 4 Apr 2014 Purdue you f***ing a**holes. My POI told me he was impressed with my resume and now this sh*t. I f**ing can't believe it. You ruined my life Purdue. Go to hell. hahahaha nerd rage Edited April 4, 2014 by DigDeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpalesh Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Pretty sure these two must be from the same person...apparently they want people to believe that because THEY didn't get in the program actually doesn't exist Vanderbilt University Mechanical Engineering, PhD (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 5 Apr 2014 I 5 Apr 2014 I have been admitted in top 3 but not this one! I think they just produce their graduate students in their labs! no one has ever got admitted in this ridiculous program. DO NOT APPLY. They don't exist! Vanderbilt University Mechanical Engineering, PhD (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 5 Apr 2014 I 5 Apr 2014 To the future applicants: this is a fake program, never apply for it. By doing so, you just burn your recommendations. To make it clear, getting accepted from top 10 universities is much more easier than this one. Catlovers141 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerwenAldarion Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 LOL Well I got accepted into Mercyhurst and the next day I got rejected from Boston. I laughed it off but my coworkers were urging me to send in my acceptance letter, like that would show them! NerwenAldarion and DigDeep(inactive) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aski Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I think this from today is one of my favourites I have seen: "I can't believe this fu**ing shit. I am undergrad from IVY LEAGUE. I am not good enough for you? Stupid fu**ing school. I reject you." While I feel bad for those who don't get into their program of choice, to say that you are ivy league instead of saying how great your stats are makes me feel a little less bad. This person felt they should get in because of elitism rather than merit. Perhaps stats weren't good, perhaps intended area of study didn't fit, perhaps they did not have an advisor for the topic presented, there are many reasons why one is not accepted and saying you went to an ive league I am sorry to say doesn't weigh much unless you have amazing stats. good luck with your other choices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndie_sosu Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 C'mon everyone, be nice. Rejection hurts, lets just try and be empathetic okay. Only nice things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aski Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) C'mon everyone, be nice. Rejection hurts, lets just try and be empathetic okay. Only nice things Rejection does hurt, I agree, but we are all adults here and we know that rejection is part of life, I may be rejected from the program I applied for. That being said, it is not the fact there were rejected that is humourous, it is sad indeed, it is their response to the rejection. Instead of thinking perhaps there were better applicants or there wasn't a supervisior they rant and believe that since they went to an ivy league that should have guaranteed them a spot, this is what I find humourous, in a facetious way. I want people like that to understand that an ivy league doesn't make them a better applicant unless they have the stats to support their claim. No malice is intented. Edited April 8, 2014 by Aski historyofsloths, sqxz, 12345678900987654321 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roguesenna Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I'm actually from Vancouver - I just moonlight as an Eastern Canadian And yes, we are all winter and we should get double-doubles and build our own quinzee to drink that beer in! Oh, then our hockey team *definitely* wins. Actually, I kind of feel bad for you guys. I live in NYC right now and my BF is a Rangers fan and I'd just like to say we apologize for Tortorella. If you aren't a hoceky fan (are you sure you're Canadian?) then just ignore me. Canada is totally south of Michigan, Detroit is the one place in the lower 48 where you can drive south into Canada. Yep. I have been to Point Peely (sp?) it is full of biting black flies. No fun. But the rest of Ontario is very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindlestiff Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 This one is debatably in bad taste ? but gets points for creativity. Syracuse University Speech Pathology, Masters (F15) Rejected via E-mail on 4 Mar 2015 I 4 Mar 2015 Mr. and Mrs. Mind were mourning and worried for Private Application, who was reported to be missing in action during the Operation Admissions 2015 offensive for an entire 2.5 months. They have now learned he did not make it. A service will be made in Private Application's honor. IT HURTS SO BAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qeta Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 i like the dramatically sad ones the best Quote I'm not crying - I'm just cutting onions for a lasagna ... for one! Haha, I am pretty sure the FoC quote was me last year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreignstudent Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I read the post where they got a pdf named as deny.pdf. I too got a similar rejection and the pdf was named as "refused.pdf" from NMSU kbui 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXInstrument11 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I read the post where they got a pdf named as deny.pdf. I too got a similar rejection and the pdf was named as "refused.pdf" from NMSU Wow. Just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artha Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 AtomDance, Eddy137 and pippapants 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grad_fish Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "In the end, it doesn't even matter" (Virginia Tech, Engineering PhD) ".....this has been rough" (University of Marylad, Political Science, PhD) "Seven years of college down the drain, might as well join the Peace Corps..." (Ohio State University, History PhD) I feel for everyone-I'm still waiting to hear accepted/rejected.... Also-there must be a lot of internet traffic on the results page right now-mine is slowww to load. Anyone else experiencing this? A wave of anxiety ridden folks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidwesternAloha Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "In the end, it doesn't even matter" (Virginia Tech, Engineering PhD) ".....this has been rough" (University of Marylad, Political Science, PhD) "Seven years of college down the drain, might as well join the Peace Corps..." (Ohio State University, History PhD) I feel for everyone-I'm still waiting to hear accepted/rejected.... Also-there must be a lot of internet traffic on the results page right now-mine is slowww to load. Anyone else experiencing this? A wave of anxiety ridden folks... 7 years of college? Holy cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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