strawberrycows Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Ouch University Of Toledo Geography, Spatially Integrated Social Science, PhD (F19) Accepted via Phone on 6 Mar 2019 A 6 Mar 2019 report spam Recieved letter of acceptance. Then recieved a phone call from one of the professors there asking if I would come without funding. After I said no, he proceeds to tell me he read one of my four published articles and literally starts critiquing it and telling me the results dont mean anything and how I am not going to get an assistantship. Totally unprofessional. sh** School, sh** program. fortsibut, Adelaide9216, itheproofofstupidity and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberrycows Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Pennsylvania State University Clinical Psychology, PhD (F19) Rejected via E-mail on 6 Mar 2019 6 Mar 2019 report spam Dear Whoever Is in Charge of These Emails: I will accept your rejection once you send it in a font that is not hideous and a color that doesn't hurt my eyes. Seriously, who is in charge of these emails? Comic sans and bright blue?? What??? liberal.arts19, mcoa1996, The Wordsworthian and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samiamslp Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I think my favorites are the song lyric-based ones. I have been inspired to make a playlist. yukichi, PsychWannabee, Adelaide9216 and 7 others 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Bound and broken on the floor... Adelaide9216 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havemybloodchild Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 University Of Chicago English, Masters (F19) Acceptedvia E-mail on 8 Mar 2019 ♦ A 8 Mar 2019 report spam accepted to the MAPH after a PhD rejection, offered a comically-small scholarship given the comically-high tuition. in the immortal words of the bard: thank u next. 2a/2w/3r/0p mcoa1996 and samiamslp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizKay Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 2:28 PM, Ternwild said: Bound and broken on the floor... And if someone gets off their waitlist, it will be, “You’re a little late. I’m already tooooorn....” Temperance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, LizKay said: And if someone gets off their waitlist, it will be, “You’re a little late. I’m already tooooorn....” TwirlingBlades, LizKay and Temperance 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samiamslp Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, Ternwild said: Tangential, but you got an acceptance! Amazing- congrats, friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, samiamslp said: Tangential, but you got an acceptance! Amazing- congrats, friend! Thank you. It is only a Master's program, but I'll take it. Better than nothing. But, look at you with your 4 acceptances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samiamslp Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, Ternwild said: Thank you. It is only a Master's program, but I'll take it. Better than nothing. But, look at you with your 4 acceptances! Thank you! Well, guess you were right-- third time IS the charm! Proud of ya!! This isn't a rejection, but it's one of my faves and I imagine totally relevant to you right now, so I had to share? futuredrb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elx Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 19 hours ago, Ternwild said: Thank you. It is only a Master's program, but I'll take it. Better than nothing. But, look at you with your 4 acceptances! Omg, finally! Congrats!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, elx said: Omg, finally! Congrats!!!! TY. I guess my last minute frantic application to Master's programs paid off. xD samiamslp and elx 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 You cheeky mugs... ur.future.therapist, Arroyo, strawberrycows and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 I wish this whole story was merely a joke... University Of California, Berkeley Film & Media, PhD (F19) Rejected via E-mail on 8 Mar 2019 A 13 Mar 2019 Dear Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, if either of you could take me in and do your cute little money bribes to get me accepted, I promise to not be a bratty YouTuber and just pay attention to my work. Idk how else to be one of three accepted students! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 2 hours ago, sseire said: I wish this whole story was merely a joke... University Of California, Berkeley Film & Media, PhD (F19) Rejected via E-mail on 8 Mar 2019 A 13 Mar 2019 Dear Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, if either of you could take me in and do your cute little money bribes to get me accepted, I promise to not be a bratty YouTuber and just pay attention to my work. Idk how else to be one of three accepted students! I know how... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samiamslp Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 4 hours ago, sseire said: I wish this whole story was merely a joke... University Of California, Berkeley Film & Media, PhD (F19) Rejected via E-mail on 8 Mar 2019 A 13 Mar 2019 Dear Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, if either of you could take me in and do your cute little money bribes to get me accepted, I promise to not be a bratty YouTuber and just pay attention to my work. Idk how else to be one of three accepted students! I saw that! Didn't know whether to laugh or cry. strawberrycows 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberrycows Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 University Of Southern California Electrical And Computer Engineering, Masters (F19) Rejected via E-mail on 13 Mar 2019 13 Mar 2019 report spam What a waste of 250k. I was going to join on a water polo scholarship. I'm telling my mother about this. You can't deny legacies like this. Love these hilarious college admissions fraud references xD worrypower and samiamslp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havemybloodchild Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) When your English PhD rejection letter has a typo... I'm not sure if I should feel relieved or even more mediocre for not being in the "less than a quarter" of applicants that were spared the "pleaseure" of reading this gem of a rejection letter Edited March 14, 2019 by kendalldinniene Nothingtown, fortsibut, mcoa1996 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallaboop Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 UT Austin Economics, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 14 Mar 2019 13 Mar 2019 report spam Did anyone else have a kind of harshly written letter? With DENIED in bold? damn dude HootyHoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothingtown Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, vallaboop said: UT Austin Economics, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 14 Mar 2019 13 Mar 2019 report spam Did anyone else have a kind of harshly written letter? With DENIED in bold? damn dude UT's probably stressed because of all the SXSW-goers wanting to move to Austin. Edited March 14, 2019 by Nothingtown GradAppl5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnetite Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Nothingtown said: UT's probably stressed because of all the SXSW-goers wanting to move to Austin. They don't want to come to Dallas, either. Housing prices, and by extension apartment costs, have increased tremendously in recent years. Not that I care much anymore, since I'll be moving north of the Mason-Dixon line pretty soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samiamslp Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 3 hours ago, vallaboop said: UT Austin Economics, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 14 Mar 2019 13 Mar 2019 report spam Did anyone else have a kind of harshly written letter? With DENIED in bold? damn dude y i k e s that's rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeahsouh Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 On 3/14/2019 at 2:36 PM, vallaboop said: UT Austin Economics, PhD (F19) Rejected via Website on 14 Mar 2019 13 Mar 2019 report spam Did anyone else have a kind of harshly written letter? With DENIED in bold? damn dude UMBC's was the harshest I received. It was phrased something like "The program has recommended you not be accepted" as opposed to the standard "We are unable to offer..." type language, and I'll admit it a stung a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternwild Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, yeahsouh said: UMBC's was the harshest I received. It was phrased something like "The program has recommended you not be accepted" as opposed to the standard "We are unable to offer..." type language, and I'll admit it a stung a bit. They saw your name show up and were like: feralgrad and samiamslp 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mntfr Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Not sure if I should put this on this thread but read this: "On behalf of this university's selection commitee we would like to apologize for the rejection email, that email was sent by mistake due to an error in our system and it was intended for another applicant, as of now the committee has not ruled in your application" So good news for me bad news to the other person, so sorry man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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