Favorite Rejection Quotes from the Results Page

[FlosVeterisVini]

15 hours ago, khigh said:

We had quite a few classes with simulations. It's a way to attract non-majors to the department. In Legislative Process (Political Science), we did three weeks of a Senate session simulation.  You pick a senator, research them, write legislation, and then present it in the "Senate." We ended up filibustering for two class periods.  Religion and Magic in Early Modern Europe (Reformation class), we had a witch trial. So, you researched what would have been typically presented as evidence, had to know what would be found in a home in early modern Europe, and conduct the trial. Our witch was innocent and she was disappointed. Presidency (Poli Sci), we ran a campaign simulation.  I found out that I make a pretty good Frank Underwood. French Revolution was guillotines, cafes, the Committee for Public Safety, etc. On the Committee section, you had to either defend or argue against the use of force against those that betrayed the revolution. My defense of the guillotine was persuasive enough that the prof asked me after class if those were my real thoughts. Then, we wrote memoirs of a person's experience in the French Revolution. I wrote mine from the perspective of a Dutch silk merchant in Paris with his son. His son got caught up with the Jacobins and lost his head. The old merchant's wife died during childbirth after the French invaded the Batavian Republic (Netherlands). He lost his silk trading business because Japan cut off all trade with the Dutch when the French took over.  The memoir was the old merchant explaining to his second family why he hated the French and why he never talked about his former life.  It's something I may write into a novel one day. 

What an amazing way to learn history! You will probably never forget the material, and I would definitely read your book! 

[pleaseadmitme]

Just saw it today, what is this?!

Sexy Chinese Girl

Sexy Chinese Girl, Other (F18)

Rejected via Other on 31 Jan 2018

I

31 Jan 2018

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[vallaboop]

This isn't a rejection but this made me laugh (even though I had no idea what it means)

Ohio State University

Economics, PhD (F18)

Accepted via E-mail on 29 Jan 2018 ♦

A

29 Jan 2018

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]

9 hours ago, pleaseadmitme said:

Just saw it today, what is this?!

Sexy Chinese Girl

Sexy Chinese Girl, Other (F18)

Rejected via Other on 31 Jan 2018

I

31 Jan 2018

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I came to post this.

I reported it as spam. I do get the impression that "Sexy Chinese Girl" needs help, though.

[ThisIsCruel]

On 1/31/2018 at 4:29 AM, cindyboop said:

This isn't a rejection but this made me laugh (even though I had no idea what it means)

Ohio State University

Economics, PhD (F18)

Accepted via E-mail on 29 Jan 2018 ♦

A

29 Jan 2018

report spam Liars will die!

I just hysterally started laughing in bed and it is 2:17am

[surprise_quiche]

 

Oh.

Love-sites

Love-sites, Other (F18)

Rejected via Other on 5 Feb 2018

I

5 Feb 2018

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[JustSad]

 

I was actually thinking of starting a similar thread after reading these two (when I found this thread). Lol.

University Of Toronto OISE

School & Clinical Child Psychology, Masters (F15)

Rejected via Phone on 27 Feb 2015

O

27 Feb 2015

report spam I am the Leonardo DiCaprio of grad schools. Year after year never getting recognized by white old dudes for my good work.

University Of Toronto

Philosophy, PhD (F14)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Mar 2014 ♦

A

7 Mar 2014

report spam As a connoisseur of rejection letters, this was a very nice letter.

[th3redrabbit]

4 hours ago, JustSad said:

 

I was actually thinking of starting a similar thread after reading these two (when I found this thread). Lol.

University Of Toronto OISE

School & Clinical Child Psychology, Masters (F15)

Rejected via Phone on 27 Feb 2015

O

27 Feb 2015

report spam I am the Leonardo DiCaprio of grad schools. Year after year never getting recognized by white old dudes for my good work.

University Of Toronto

Philosophy, PhD (F14)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Mar 2014 ♦

A

7 Mar 2014

report spam As a connoisseur of rejection letters, this was a very nice letter.

lmao, I like the second one.

[pataka]

What is with all of the spam on the results page lately? 
I suppose at least it's an effective deterrent from checking, if anything...

[ayeee]

[JetPlane_the]

16 hours ago, JustSad said:

 

I was actually thinking of starting a similar thread after reading these two (when I found this thread). Lol.

University Of Toronto OISE

School & Clinical Child Psychology, Masters (F15)

Rejected via Phone on 27 Feb 2015

O

27 Feb 2015

report spam I am the Leonardo DiCaprio of grad schools. Year after year never getting recognized by white old dudes for my good work.

University Of Toronto

Philosophy, PhD (F14)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Mar 2014 ♦

A

7 Mar 2014

report spam As a connoisseur of rejection letters, this was a very nice letter.

a dude with this much sense of humor should do great anywhere haha

[JustSad]

@th3redrabbit Lol. Yeah, that's my favorite too!

@JJtheJetPlane I completely agree. I have immense respect and admiration for people who can deal with rejections like a boss.

[Gradgirl2020]

FTW!!!

 

[FishNerd]

@Gradgirl2020 I was just about to post the one you put up! Such a great response haha!

Edited February 7, 2018 by FishNerd

[surprise_quiche]

@Gradgirl2020 This is everything

[SummerPeach]

???

[surprise_quiche]

 

I  don't care what they say, y'all are awesome.

Syracuse

Creative Writing (fiction), MFA (F18)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Feb 2018

7 Feb 2018

Yesterday, this was my top choice. Upon further reflection, I realize I didn't really want to go there anyway. If anyone needs me, I'll be crying softly in my closet.

Syracuse

Creative Writing (Poetry), MFA, MFA (F18)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Feb 2018

A

7 Feb 2018

Well, there goes my chance to propose to Mary Karr.

Syracuse Univeristy

Creative Writing (Fiction), MFA (F18)

Rejected via E-mail on 7 Feb 2018

A

7 Feb 2018

How do people not let these rejections completely derail their day / week / year / sense of self? I need therapy.

@SummerPeach oh honey, they're referencing my girl Trixie Mattel.

[SummerPeach]

@surprise_quiche Gotcha, looks like I need to check out Rupaul's drag race!

[singinglupines]

[phyanth]

 

University Of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Sociocultural Anthropology, PhD (F18)

Rejected via Website on 9 Feb 2018

I

9 Feb 2018

Not even wait-listed... pffftt, admission decisions are whacky things, don't be disheartened everyone else who was rejected! I have been accepted into the Cambridge Anth PhD program, so obviously being rejected from one particular school says nothing about your calibre. I guess I didn't suck enough proff. ass at Michigan But it's a great program, super congrats to everyone who got in!! :-)

University Of Michigan, Ann Arbor

(Sociocultural) Anthropology, PhD (F18)

Rejected via Website on 9 Feb 2018 ♦

A

9 Feb 2018

Very lame rejection "statement"...not even a letter. Don't understand why they force us to create a "friend" account just to sign in and tell us we were not admitted? At any rate best to those who got in, it is definitely a strong department, albeit a little too wishy-washy pseudo marxist-cu* rich professor thing going on, but hey seems to be the trend lately. To all who didn't get in: don't give up on academics, understanding, and truth. Standards are most definitely declining everywhere and often these decisions are politically motivated coming from weak professors who are in fear of being sued, or accused of being racists, rather than giving genuine authentic decisions...what a sad state of affairs. Best to all who didn't get in as well, for God's sake try another uni next year!

[Tyedyedturtle91]

On 3/12/2014 at 4:42 PM, CarefreeWritingsontheWall said:

True that:

U Of Iowa Economics, PhD (F14) Rejected via E-mail on 12 Mar 2014 U 12 Mar 2014

• Safety school, they probably think I will not come, get better offers

One pet peeve of mine is the "safety school" BS. Like, I get it. We apply to a range of programs--some more attainable than others, some we want more than others. But you shouldn't look down on the "safety school." Don't apply if you have no intention of attending and will actively hate the option if you get in. And don't get so comfortable that you assume the safety school is just a given. Don't underestimate the difficulty of this process.

[TheHessianHistorian]

Just saw a good one that took me a couple minutes to get.

Stanford

History, PhD (F18)

Rejected via Website on 10 Feb 2018

11 Feb 2018

?lo alto

Poo-lo Alto. 

[synapticcat]

Did anyone catch this one? 

[MsJaFall2018]

The University Of Denver

Affective, Social, And Cognitive Psychology, PhD (F18)

Rejected via Website on 9 Feb 2018 ♦

A

9 Feb 2018

Thought this program was my best shot and all the others I applied to already did interviews so it looks like I won't be going to grad school. It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams and live out my days as a secretary or something. nbd. Screw science anyway I should've been a history major vive la revolution

[surprise_quiche]

8 minutes ago, MsJaFall2018 said:

The University Of Denver

Affective, Social, And Cognitive Psychology, PhD (F18)

Rejected via Website on 9 Feb 2018 ♦

A

9 Feb 2018

Thought this program was my best shot and all the others I applied to already did interviews so it looks like I won't be going to grad school. It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams and live out my days as a secretary or something. nbd. Screw science anyway I should've been a history major vive la revolution

Vive la revolution